Tourists make a town pretentious, not the locals
For the price of one bowl of ziti, I can feed my entire family
There truly is a Walmart in every town
A paid vacation is never really paid for
70 degrees is NOT warm ocean water
I will always look gross in a photo
My patience for other people's children has diminished with age
Complementary breakfast will always give you heartburn
Not everyone cleans up after their dog on sidewalks
If you say it's a tourist town you can charge three times as much
Some dresses should be classified as shirts and accompany pants
Boots with shorts look ridiculous, especially on the beach
If you try to sneak a kiss on a boat ride in the dark, they WILL turn on the light
You are obligated to tip everyone for doing their job
Stalactites take 100 years to grow 1 inch (useless information)
If you choose the room with two beds your odds of getting a good mattress increases
New York State cigarettes are $10 a pack!
Sleeping on your young adult child's pull out couch is strange
Toy boxes draped with material make great coffee tables
Cars should have cruise steering
The drive home is always the longest
There is no place like home
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